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– From the minds and hearts from the truely young at heart…
(written by kids)

 

HOW  DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

 

You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.  Like, if you like sports, she should like it that  you like sports, and she should keep the chips and  dip coming.
—  Alan, age 10

No  person really decides before they grow up who  they’re going to marry. God decides it all way  before, and you get to find out later who you’re  stuck with.
—  Kristen, age 10 

 

2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET  MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know  the person FOREVER by then.
—  Camille, age 10

 

3.  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE  MARRIED?
You  might have to guess, based on whether they seem to  be yelling at the same kids.
—  Derrick, age 8


4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN  COMMON?


Both  don’t want any more kids.
—  Lori, age 8


5.  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A  DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should  use them to get to know each other. Even boys have  something to say if you listen long enough.
—  Lynnette, age 8  (isn’t  she a treasure)

On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and  that usually gets them interested enough to go for  a second date.
—  Martin, age 10


6.  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS  SOMEONE?


When  they’re rich.
—  Pam, age 7  (  Love her )

The  law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t  want to mess with that.
— Curt, age 7

The  rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you  should marry them and have kids with them. It’s  the right thing to do.
— Howard, age 8


7.  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR  MARRIED?


It’s better for girls to be single but not for  boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
—  Anita, age 9  (bless you child )

 

8.  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE  DIDN’T GET MARRIED?


There  sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t  there?
—  Kelvin, age 8 


And  the #1 Favorite is  …….

9.  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE  WORK?


Tell  your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks  like a dump truck.
—  Ricky, age 10

 

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